Quasi beige person here

My preferred mode of travel is outer space fire extinguisher

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mrmeriwether:

sadieyuki:

torpidgilliver:

mousathe14:

wackd:

ummmwine:

ummmwine:

ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

god just saw i forgot to put in the last one

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god this comes within inches of making sense

Man, this is amazing in how close it is every time to getting comprehensive parts of a story each time.

you could tell me that this was written by douglas adam’s ghost via a ouiji board and i would believe that more readily than the computer thing

The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!

Sadly, the Botnik folks kinda cheated on this one…their predictive text algorithms fed into an autocomplete app (like the one on your phone that gives you several options it thinks you might type next), which they then had their employees use to try to craft the Harry-est stuff they could.

They took only their favorite bits, put em all together, and edited it a little further to get what you see here.

The good news is, they let you do it yourself with whatever subject you want! You can even upload your own source text if you’ve got enough of it!

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